Post reblogged from Champion with 46 notes
Listen here bird, I bet you 5 million chocolates that you don’t own a dollar. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a chocolate would never just walk into something like a cum-slut. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That chocolate still probably got ruined.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that perfectly good chocolate was probably ruined beyond ever being eaten by anyone ever again?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
Source: sakamichinoapollo